Night Security Guard Wanted – Must be reliable and discreet. No experience necessary. Apply in person at 13th Street Freight Yard.

Private Investigator Needed – Confidential assignment. Payment upon results. Contact “S.” via P.O. Box 1413.

For Sale: Antique mirrors, 3ft–5ft, minor discoloration. “They don’t reflect well in low light.” $50 each. Call after 9 P.M.

Wanted: Blood donors for research project. Healthy adults only. Contact Junction City Medical Labs.